She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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