Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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