Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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