I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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