I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Its about making memories worth repressing
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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