party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
soo... how was my night?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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