My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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