ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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