he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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