i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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