What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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