woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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