We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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