pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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