Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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