If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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