So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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