why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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