You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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