ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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