Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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