Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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