to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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