I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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