yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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