I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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