And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
