And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
