Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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