I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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