Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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