did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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