when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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