Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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