Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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