NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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