i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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