This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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