The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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