Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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