theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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