Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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