I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
her facebook's as public as her vagina
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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