I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Girls should come with a carfax report
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
