If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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