what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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