careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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