I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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