sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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