it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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