I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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