I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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