I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You made out with two different species that night
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
