My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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