fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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