Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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